The story of a slug named Doug

You know you are bored at work when:

• You spend a good fifteen minutes trying to determine whether the woman this cute guy is shopping with is his mother or his girlfriend. (I am 86.4% sure it was his mother).

• You organize the window box displays in the colour of the rainbow. Roy G. Biv, baby.

• You keep a plastic tray on the bottom of your cart with a slug you found on it so you can watch it slime around for entertainment.
• You name the slug. Doug.
• You are slightly devastated when you think someone has put the plastic tray with Doug on the recycling cart.
• You are a little too happy when you realize someone just put a couple more trays on top of Doug's tray.

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